Diva sent this to me, and I really died
although, they really aren't that funny
Regardless, I thought it should be shared.
Quote:
9 WORDS or PHRASES WOMEN USE
- Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go Ahead : This is a dare , not permission. Don't Do It!
- Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
- Whatever : Is a women's way of saying YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
- Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
- Show this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
- Show this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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08-23-2007, 01:13 PM
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