Sunbeams

[Mamallama]

This is originally from a physician in Utah:

I work part-time as a teacher of family doctors. The program provides
training on psychiatric disorders and emphasizes the importance of
emotional support. The new doctors are given plenty of time in clinic to
visit with their patients and learn about their challenges.


One of our interns who has never lived in Utah and knows nothing about
Mormons is still struggling to understand the cultural climate here.
Last week he was interviewing a new patient and stumbled on what
he thought was a raging psychosis.

Doctor: "Well, Mrs. Olsen, we've talked about your high blood

pressure and your medications.

Are you experiencing any particular stress in your life?"

Patient: "Oh, yes! It's the Sunbeams. They're driving me crazy."

Doctor: (very surprised): "The sunbeams?"

Patient: "Yes. I've never had trouble with them before, but this

group won't sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the

door and down the hall."

Doctor: (reaching for a pen): "Have you told anyone about this?"

Patient: "Of course. I told the president."

Doctor: "Really! What did the president tell you?"

Patient: "She said Sunbeams are like that I'm just going to have to

learn to deal with them.

Doctor: (concerned that he may be missing something): "I know people who are sensitive to sunbeams. Do they cause you a rash or anything?"

Patient: (confused): "A rash? No."

Doctor: "What's the biggest problem they're creating?"

Patient: "It's the noise. They just won't quit talking."

Doctor: (astonished): "The sun beams are talking to you?"

Patient: "Well, yes. But mostly they talk to each other."

Doctor: (scribbling furiously in the chart): "I see. Can anyone else

hear them talking?"

Patient: (after a moment of stunned silence): "You're not LDS, are

you?"

[5ft Diva]

You know it's funny when you're laughing out loud. This is sooooo funny. Thanks for sharing.

[Big_Sissy]

Yep, that was awesome!!! Ha ha ha...

Thank you!

[PhillyGirl]

My husband and I were rolling. Good one.

[smed]

This is really funny! I'm going to email it to my family!

LOVE IT!!

[dannydesiliva]

Hahaha..

Funny ..

Love it...


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