Mommies will love this one!

[smed]

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy
Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information..

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

[5ft Diva]

Okay, this is soooooo funny. Thank you for sharing!

[PhillyGirl]

I love this. Isn't it funny all the little things we have to know now that we are mom's; even if we have to make up the answer.

[crazyK]

Isn't it so true that dads don't always know the answers but then moms don't either. That is why there should be both a mom and a dad.

[PhillyGirl]

I guess your right; we only have the answers about 95% of the time.

[Big_Sissy]

95%?? Are you serious. I'd say more like 100% we're just not always right

[LostnFound]

Smed, I can tell your children are so wise. You have taught them well.