Birth order of children

[SMILEY]

1st baby:You begin wearing maternity cloths as soon as your ob/gyn
confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby:You wear your regular cloths for as long as possible.

3rd baby:Your maternity cloths ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby:You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby:You don't bothe because you remember that last time,
breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby:You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette:

1st baby:You pre-wash newborn's cloths, color-coordinate them, and
fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby:You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard
only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby:Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries:

1st baby:At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the
baby.

2nd baby:You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your
firstborn.

3rd baby:You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
swing.

Pacifier:

1st baby:If a pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go
home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby:When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some
juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby:You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering:

1st baby:You change you baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it
or not.

2nd baby:You change their diaper every two or three hours,if needed.

3rd baby:You try to change their diaper before others start to complain
about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

Activities:

1st baby:You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing,and Baby
Story Hour.

2nd baby:You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby:You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.

Going Out:

1st baby:The first time you leave your baby with the sitter, you call home
five times.

2nd baby:Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
number where you can be reached.

3rd baby:You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home:

1st baby:You spend a good bit of everyday just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby:You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child
isn't squeezing,poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby:You spend a little bit of everyday hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins:

1st baby:When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd baby:When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch
for the coin to pass.

3rd baby:When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
allowance.

GRANDCHILDREN:God's reward for alowing your children to live!

[Dia Minha]

Very cute Smiley!

[missypoohsticks]

, that is SOOOOOO true!!

[runamyrun]

That is so funny! So many of those are so true!